So yeah yesterday, i finally went out. Not just step out of the house door out but stepping onto the outer world out. Yes, it's about time it happen ever since school holiday started and i haven't been dragging my ass out of the house. All i did at home was sleep, eat lunch, watch tv, watch online dramas, text, eat dinner, shower and trying to sleep around 3am or later than that possibly just so to wake up in the afternoon so i won't die of boredom after i wake up. So many 'so's. And i wonder what how i went through everyday just by doing the same thing. Gosh i'm so amazing at times it entertains me.
I went out with Hannah to Spring. Yes that same huge but not so huge mall again. Though i haven't been there for a month plus but i am not missing it at all. Probably the shoe shop, clothing, food, brassiere, and loads but not at all the bloody mall and ppl. Not that the ppl ever do anything to me lah but so and so.
Okay point is, i never mean to wanna complain it here but since Denzie sorta wanna know the story of the reason why i was saying myself the stupidestest in facebook (if he doesn't care i'll smack that nut shell outta him) i shall update it right here. Yes right here right now. I don't care if it's freakin 2.14am now i just wanna get over with this.
And it helps my mood better to just letting it all out :) Just hope that particular human being won't be able to read this HORROR! -particular human will be mention right after the story-
So Hannah and i was doing our own thing, hanging around the place and looking for any cafes that offers free wifi and affordable food and drinks (let's just say we wanna get some 2-3 bucks drink and use up all the wifi there) but we couldn't cause Starbucks drinks aren't oh-so-that-nice, just ain't my type. Coffee bean.. well they don't offer much choice compared to Starbucks, they have gazillions, and when i mean gazillions, i mean the list goes on and on, until list number 100. I don't get what i'm saying. So yeah even Big Apple, Secret Recipe, Kfc, Food Bazaar and all those, obviously they don't have wifi right? (And if they do, that's just cause hannah and i didn't bother much to go check for wifi) Okay thing is, we just wanted to find a place to settle down to google about places to eat in kuching which is affordable yet nice at the same time to go on MJ's birthday the coming wednesday.
Anyway, we wanted to go to the hypermarket until this man who promotes remote control cars approaching us. I thought he wanted to promote us those cars but do ppl who friggin promote friggin remote controls car ask this? "Hi are you from Kuching?" Mothertrucker well obviously i'm from kuching la i got this kl face meh. Well there were few who thought i was from KL but sadly, i'm not kay? (I wish i do look like i'm from korea or some korean american CAN LAH) Okay i DON'T look like some one from KL lah duh and guess what was my answer. "No, i'm from KL." I said that because i didn't want him to bother me telling me about remote controls cars when i wanna just go get a fudgin pringles and leave that place in peace. I'll just get to the conversation.
That weird guy : Hi are you from Kuching?
Me, the innocent one : No.
TWG : So where you're from?
Me, TIO : Er KL.
TWG : Really? I'm from KL too! (FUCK MAN SO MUCH FOR LYING TO GET HIM AWAY)
Me : *slowly dies* ohh *smiles* ohh...
TWG : So what are you doing here?
Me : Uh, holiday?
TWG : For how long?
Hannah, sorta the saviour : One week.
Me : Yeah, one week plus.
TWG : So where are you staying in KL?
Me : (I HAVE NO RUTHLESS IDEA ANYTHING BOUT KL SO CAN U IMAGINE HOW MUCH BRAINSTORMING MY BRAIN HAD TO DO TO BLOODY THINK WHERE I AM "STAYING" IN KL??) errr.. er..
Hannah : SS14!
TWG : What ah?
Hannah : *hisses at me* SS14........
Me : Oh uh SS14.
TWG : Ohh at Petaling Jaya ha?
Me : Yea yeaa thereeeee heh.
*walks away quickly*
He is a one guy who questions alot. AND SO ANNOYING YEEEHH.
We even had to go down the escalator from the 1st floor to the lobby to use the other side of the lobby's escalator to get to the OTHER side of 1st floor just so to get away and not pass that freak. So much work done. Jeez.
Next thing we knew was, Hannah's cousin called and we have to use the front entrance to get to her car. Problem is, to get to the freaking entrance, we have to eventually walk pass that human. We got no choice, unless we're freakish enough to speed up towards the entrance or magically turn invisible to get there but no choice but to pass that place. Yeah, exactly where he works at.
We scurried quickly as possible while looking down, and HELL YEAH was i wishing non stop that he doesn't sees us but Gods knows why that boy has superman's eyes and detected me straight and guess what he called.
MEI NU.
*horror music playing background*
Eff okay. I am not one of those typical lalas who loves getting compliments being called MEI NU. Seriously, i don't. I don't fucking care if it means pretty or beautiful or sexy or whatever gorgeous meanings lah it's just so annoying okay.
So the moment he said that i swear i was wishing and hoping and bidding and crossing my fingers mentally SO HARD that he wasn't calling me and yeah, fucking suprisingly, he walked infront of me and asked what's my name.
Stupid mistake anybody should not be doing number one.
If any random remote control cars promoter (especially men, under the age of 25 lah i think) ask you what's your name, never, i repeat, NEVER tell them your real name. Even if you had nothing in mind except your name, for example Isabel, still NEVER give it out. Just change it a lil bit, maybe to Isabeel or Isobel or Ysabel. It does makes a difference! But yeah, i gave out my name. My mind just went blank.
Stupid mistake anybody should not be doing number two.
If a men (under the age of 25 lah i suppose) asks for your cell phone number, never, i swear you'll never regret (unless you're single and the guy is fuckin hot which IS NOT IN THE CURRENT CASE NAO), NEVER give your number either. And even if you had nothing else in mind and your mind was completely blank except your number, just change your numbers or give him your dad's number, or your boyfriend's number (unless you're a lesbian, you give your gf's number lah) or whoever, just don't give yours! Cause i did, my mind just completely went off from a 500gb to being-attacked-by-virus chip!
So yeah, i was stupid enough to even gave him my real name and number. I'll just cross fingers and pray that he somehow lost the paper where my number and name was written on somewhere :) Let's pray for world peace. God bless y'all.
Oh and if he don't, let's just hope he somehow forgets how to even use a phone. Amen.
And one more thing, stupid mistake anybody especially someone who tries to escape from a remote control car promoter number three, DON'T tell a lie. It actually leads to something even more horrifying for what beholds in front of your smexy eyes. See what happened to me?
Learn from mistakes man. Learn.
Ps : I HOPE NO ONE GETS THE LAST TWO MNG PINKISH PEACH TANK TOP CAUSE I WANT IT SO BADLY I'M SO GONNA GET IT ONCE I STEP INTO SPRING AGAIN I DON'T FUDGIN CARE IF THAT FREAK IS THERE AGAIN.
Jude called! :DDDD I feel so much better.
4 days! :P
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